The strangest set-up

We all know that weddings are great places to meet people. Right?

Well, that's the myth anyway. Personally I've never hooked up with anybody at a wedding. Maybe I'm doing something wrong. Who the hell knows? Anyway, a few months ago I was at a friend's wedding. His grandmother took an instant liking to me (this is not going where you think it is) and she tried to get me to set her lesbian granddaughter straight.

Well, I wasn't having a bar of that and told her so. Still, she thought it was unfair that a nice boy like me should still be single and decided it would be her mission to set me up.

That was all last June.

On Saturday she finally called. "Would you call this girl? All of her aunts are doctors and her father is a butcher but he did go to university before that. I'm sure she's very intelligent."

It turns out my friend's gran knows nothing about this girl but knows heaps about her family. The girl herself may or may not know anything about the impending phone call.

I will call her but it might be weird.

Stay tuned for further adventures with the Butcher's Daughter.